Binding Roads

[Tiger99]

"What are ya..?" Then Jackie realized something. She saw Courtney body-check someone, but it was just some girl in a gimpsuit. Then she calmly but firmly told the two of them, "Now what kind of Tide Pod-eating, pink sauce-drinking, Nyquil chicken-cooking, Facebook-reading nonsense is that? I've witnessed the events of the past hour, and I can tell you, that girl was going after a thief who stole her wallet, only to come back where I was ten minutes later running from some police woman over who knows what. And that girl she body-checked ain't a cop or a fan; it's just some random bozo in a gimp suit."

The couple looked at her with different reactions. "How dare you! Everyone knows Pink Sauce is filled with GMO's and my body is a temple!" The blonde shouted. "Why did she body check a random gimp?"

(Damn it, that was hilarious)