The Isles of St. Gwendolyn

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Courtney was not having it. "You're asking me to prove that someone incapable of thought doesn't need a leash keeping her from doing anything stupid. Maybe this will shut you up." Courtney pulled her phone out and showed a video compilation of just how stupid Lindsay is.

(https://youtu.be/3kkDIeAFs40?t=308 ; https://youtu.be/mRu-q3UjYck?t=764 ; https://youtu.be/M7FTrXk_lco?t=558 ; https://youtu.be/M7FTrXk_lco?t=899 ; https://youtu.be/LvXeXF290y0?t=871 ; https://youtu.be/vjlgR1Ya_bg?t=1126 ; https://youtu.be/e973yGeFGBk?t=1115 ; https://youtu.be/00iGMvYpYpU?t=1130 ; https://youtu.be/eNCXWMgwEV8?t=1175 ; https://youtu.be/eNCXWMgwEV8?t=743 )

And the compilation ended with a clip of Lindsay staring at a plant for about five minutes having no clue what the plant is. "Unless you're looking for a Darwin Award on your records, I suggest you cork it."