The tale of Ottawa eats hall

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"Wmm dmdnt ssk frr thmt ymm dmpshmt!" ("We didn't ask for that you dipshit!") Emma shouted. "Mf ymm dnngbmts jmst lmt mm pmm frr mmvrmmwnn's drnnks lmmk mm nrrmll bmsmnmss wmmd, nn mf thms wmmdve hmpnned!" ("If you dingbats just let me pay for everyone's drinks like a normal business would, none of this would've happened!")