The tale of Ottawa eats hall

[Bound cat]

- “MMmpphhh mm pphhrrs mmpphhnn, mmtthhrr pphhgg rrggrrtt hht! (Leave my friends alone, otherwise you'll regret it!)” - said (or rather groaned through the gag) Alex, trying to make himself look as menacing as possible. But it's very difficult to look formidable and imposing when you're tied up like a turkey, completely helpless and dressed in the most stupid costume possible.