Scouting Sorties: Target Slime

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"Y-you can't just greet strangers like that!" The owner pushed Rawurrah's arm away as she hid a blush. "A-anyway, just grab a free table and one of the gobs will take your order."

It was only after Sean and Rawurrah gravitated to the bar that she realized that the other tables still had patrons or hadn't been cleaned yet. Instead, the owner motioned a goblin maid over as she went to fill up the complimentary grog. The goblin that had been hanging up the missing posters still had one in her hand as she hopped onto a nearby stool. "So would you be havin the goblin menu or the dwarven menu? I can suggest you the Gritty Grub Stew made from many veggies and meats of the mountain and simmered for many hours, our Warty Toad Pies with lots of meats and veggies below a flakey crust that gives the not-toad pie its playful name, and Slime Soup made with various herbs and magical leaves if you want to go light on meat. We also server Mountain Nectar made from local flowers and Fungal Flights from our carefully selected mushrooms."

"And from the dwarven menu, we serve rocks and ale." (The goblin later explained the actual dwarven menu which seems to be closer to traditional pub food.)