05-12-2026, 08:28 AM
(This post was last modified: 05-12-2026, 08:39 AM by Flashlight237.)
"In any case, normally I'd let you out under an 'Under Investigation' or 'Accidental' clause, but uhh... Ms. (Mrs.?) Ernesta's orders. Can't really release ya until at least the end of the day at least..."
Alice looked through the clipboard. "Let's see... Uhh... Says here in your company file that... You're Claire Diamont... Black hair, silver eyes, 5'10", and... 'above-average build?' That sounds a little innuendo-y." Alice flipped the pages, looking at Aka Moro's file and seeing a height of 6'3". "Hrm. Apparently these are accurate... Who's writing out these job applications and resumes these days?"
((These height measurements aren't confirmed; I just did some rudimentary assumptions assuming Skitts as a base (I assumed Skitts as 5'2"). I used my Norma Typesuit commission as reference.))
"Anyway... Hmm... Looks like you're due for an experimental mummification deal, which is said to be cozy..."
Alice looked through the clipboard. "Let's see... Uhh... Says here in your company file that... You're Claire Diamont... Black hair, silver eyes, 5'10", and... 'above-average build?' That sounds a little innuendo-y." Alice flipped the pages, looking at Aka Moro's file and seeing a height of 6'3". "Hrm. Apparently these are accurate... Who's writing out these job applications and resumes these days?"
((These height measurements aren't confirmed; I just did some rudimentary assumptions assuming Skitts as a base (I assumed Skitts as 5'2"). I used my Norma Typesuit commission as reference.))
"Anyway... Hmm... Looks like you're due for an experimental mummification deal, which is said to be cozy..."