The Battle: Diabolical. Soccer (Football). Merit.

[Bound cat]

Julia and Jane entered the building.
Julia: "I can't believe you've talked me into participating in a suspicious bondage game again! The previous two times we got involved in something like this, it turned out to be a trap set up by slavers or some crazy people, and you and I ended up bound and gagged for long hours. Why don't we sign up for regular football?"
Jane: "Okay, I admit that we haven't had much luck before. But this is not a reason to think that all bondage-themed games will certainly turn out to be a trap. Such competitions are just in fashion now, and championships are being held more and more often. There can't be a gang of slavers behind every one of them. As for regular football, only professional football players are allowed there. And anyone can take part in the Diabolical football."
Julia: "Okay. Maybe in Canada, the safety of participants in such competitions is better organized than in the United States. At least this time we have more reliable insurance than last time."
At that moment, both friends came to the front desk and signed up for the women's league.