Kink talk: biker gang galleon

[Hisbraingoingthrough]

A lone small dog like creature wanderes into smg4s tent hoping it would catch anyones attention 

Too bad Mario is too busy live-streaming a spaghetti mukbang like Nicholas perry.

[Flashlight237]

While Meggy is trying to get in the kitchen to """"""cook"""""" (that is invent the next rat poison knowing her), Bob is doing his usual shady nonsense, SMG4 is on his computer making memes, etc etc, Tari was quick to notice the doglike creature. "Aww! How adorable!" Tari approached the doglike creature, then true to the comedic nature of the series, started rapid-fire headpatting the doglike creature.

[Hisbraingoingthrough]

The creature introduced itself . “Hello im part of the slurpers and i was wondering if i could saty here for a while. My gang threw me out and i have no place to go! Of course youd have to check in with other girls.”

Suddenly Mario barged in “Hey tari! Tell Yor her cookings stinking up my livestream… ok when did scooby doo get here and why does he have a bikers helmet and why does he sound like joe pesci?”

[Flashlight237]

"Oh! Uhh... Of course!" Tari asked. "Although uh... You don't really want to be anywhere near Meggy right now, she's uhh... Trying to cook again."

"Oh come on!" Meggy yelled. "Putting cow dung in the green beans was supposed to give off an earthly flavor!"

[Hisbraingoingthrough]

The dog introduced itself “im Kopa and i was hoping if it was ok if i stayed here cause my gang threw me out.” It repeated 


Mario got puppy dog eyes. “PLEASE TARI GO ASK THE OTHER GIRLS IF ITS OK HE STAYS, ILL GROOM IT TAKE IT FOR WALKS AND FEED IT ALL IAMS IT WANTS!”

[Flashlight237]

"Aww..! Of course!" Tari put on a hazmat suit she pulled out of hammerspace, then did the same with Kopa. "Well, let's go check with Meggy."

With both of them in hazmat suits, Tari took Kopa to the kitchen.

Meggy is about to put whatever biohazardous concoction in the oven when Tari came in with Kopa. "Tari, why are you and that dog dressed like you're entering a nuclear waste facility?"

[Hisbraingoingthrough]

Kopa grinned “oh ms spletzer was it? Maybe you should let me do the cooking toots.”

Mario looked puzzled “She never told you her last name…”

[Flashlight237]

"Hey! Bugger off, you pet store window display! I got this!" Meggy put the concoction in the oven. Then, suddenly, an entire hazmat team barged in, pulling Meggy's concoction out of the oven, then threw it into a radioactive waste barrel before putting it into the stratosphere. The hazmat team left soon after.

As for Meggy, Meggy pouted, puffing her cheeks cutely as she did.

[Hisbraingoingthrough]

“Before i got thrown out i was quite the cook for the bikers.” It started grilling burger patties on the stove before adding chicken in the oven. He then added cheese to prepared patties.

[Flashlight237]

"Oh! Cheeseburger!" Tari excitedly said.

[Hisbraingoingthrough]

Once the cheese burgers are ready mario took some to bring to his mukbang livestream.


Kopa asked “well miss spletzer can i stay please?”

Mario yelled from the other room. “We could use a competent chef!”

[Flashlight237]

"Ugh..! Fine..!" Meggy said.

[Hisbraingoingthrough]

“Good i wont disappoint!”

That night while everyone (but Mario was asleep he was still livestreaming.) kopa drove in a stringe motor bike with a large sack attached to it. 

Mario was just about ready to collapse out of exhaustion from livestreaming when kopa walked up to him…

That morning mario was completely missing.

[Flashlight237]

Meggy and Tari woke up. Melony, of course, was still sleeping; maybe she's narcoleptic.

"Huh... No trashed infrastructure..." Meggy said. "Neat." Meggy went out of the bedroom she shared with Tari.

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Saiko woke up too.


“Hmm interesting that fatass would have set the tent on fire by now?” (「ふーむ。面白いな…あのデブはもうテントに火をつけているだろうな。」)


Kopa awoke holding smg4s laptop. “So i was thinking id order tari a new game whats on your wishlist maam?”

Saiko eyes widened “does smg4 know your using his laptop?” (「それで、SMG4 はあなたが彼のラップトップを使用していることを知っていますか？」)

She went to tattle on him but he wasnt there.

[Flashlight237]

Melony just... Slept still.

"Well, I am looking to get Donkey Kong Banana on the Switch 2," Tari said.

[Hisbraingoingthrough]

Saiko checked everyones rooms the girls were the only ones here. Shhe immediately slammed her fist on the table cracking it.

“Alright spot! WHAT THE FUCK DID YOU DO TO EVERYONE!”

Kopa sighed and ignored her “that games a bit pricey but i can make it work!”

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"Oh! Uh, here's 40 bucks." Tari handed Kopa two 20s. That should cover half the cost.

[Hisbraingoingthrough]

Kopa went back to saiko after punched a hole in the fridge. “ i swear i did bothing to that red plumber he must be sleeping outside in the nude like he normally does.”

Saiko got even more suspicious. “I dont think he told you he does that!”

[Flashlight237]

Meggy and Tari looked at each other.

"Uh, did you somehow watch the show by any chance?" Meggy asked.