Kink Talk: The Traveling Princess

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Out in the world of the Mushroom Kingdom, walking outside the Mushroom Kingdom, Peach was going out for a walk. It seems Peach wanted to see the world. Perhaps she wanted to see what other places are like, or maybe she wanted to see other princesses in the world. Whatever the reason is, Peach is having a nice travel. Where would she go? She'll find out soon enough.

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Peach may see a Warp Whistle on the ground.  It looks different than the ones scattered in the first Koopaling incident, but functionally the same?

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"Oh?" Peach picked up the Warp Whistle. "That's odd... What's a rare item like this doing out in the open?" There was a short pause. Peach stared at the item, then looked around her. She took a deep breath, then...

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Upon a sudden waft of wind, Peach is whisked before she can rescind.
Dropped to an island far out in the sea, she sees 7 pipes as her escape to be.
The last reeks of ash and brimstone, and...

I'm not gonna rhyme the rest of the locations, so here's a hint for the other pipes:

-Smells like a garden
-Smells like a bakery
-Smells like a zoo (and sounds like one too)
-Sounds like a fest of splats
-Sounds like ball music
-Sounds like a toy band
- (And of course Bowser's domain)

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Peach can certainly tell that these are new worlds. Well, aside from Bowser, that kinda stuck out like a sore thumb. Let's number these worlds in the same order they're presented in.

From World 1, Peach can smell the flowers, and she can hear some songbirds tweeting in there, although she hadn't seen one pop out the pipe since the Warp Zone is more or less a separate dimension from the worlds themselves.
From World 2, Peach can smell the cake, cinnamon rolls, and all sorts of sweets as they're being baked.
From World 3... Well, I dunno what your opinion on the matter is, but if a zoo were to have a smell, it would probably need a health inspector since that's probably animal dung she's smelling.
From World 4... Yeah, she can tell it's Inkopolis. She ain't that out of touch.
From World 5... Is that fucking Vivaldi? That's kinda sick, not gonna lie.
From World 6... Yeah, it's the standard sounds she'd expect from a toy band.

Now, normally a Warp Whistle would disappear after use, but let's say for the convenience of both roleplayers in this experience, Peach gets to keep the peculiar Warp Whistle she got, under the caveat that it shouldn't be used to deus ex-machina her way out. That way, she can explore what each world has to offer while at the same time keeping our minds fresh with ideas. In any case... The first pipe Peach went into was the pipe where the ballroom music was coming from.

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This world...it has the air of royal which is evident as she pops up outside of a castle. While it is not as bright as Peach's own, it's not as oppressive as Bowser's. So, should she head to the castle, look around town, or explore the admittedly spooky forest outside?

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"Man. This seems more standard-grade than my kingdom and Bowser's kingdom. Hmm... Maybe I should check the castle. Someone there can explain how this town works." Peach walked towards the castle, taking in the sights while she did. "At least the town's quaint. Maybe I can hit up the pub after the castle. Or perhaps if the town has a pillory, I can check it out."

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The guards (short in a all-sealing uniform with a full-face pane) seem to recognize Peach as a princess and drew their spears back. "Princess Peach, are you here for the Brush Party?"

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The guards (short in a all-sealing uniform with a full-face pane) seem to recognize Peach as a princess and drew their spears back.  "Princess Peach, are you here for the Brush Party?"

"I suppose I am," Princess Peach replied. "To be honest, I'm more curious about this place than anything else right now."

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"Well, this is Turtlevania. The former lord of this castle was up to unsavory business...both in flavor and practice. Some ne'er-do-wells did come and drive him out, but our lady came and felt that the business could prosper with a proper hand. And so here we are, good town and rebuilt castle thanks to her exports of tomato sauce."

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"Hmm, I see... That's fairly interesting to be honest..." Peach replied. "That would explain why the Mario Brothers had decent spaghetti." Peach gave the matter some thought. "I suppose I can go in and see what this Brush Party you speak of is like."

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"Very well, follow me." The guard escorted Peach to a changing room. "The Brush Party is how the lady likes to...destress from her work. The brush can alter bodies, though it's not really useful for battle without that extra oomph. Anyway, a maid will arrive to prepare your first brush session, so I will leave and you probably want to set your attire aside so it doesn't get messy."

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"I see," Peach replied. I've a slight feeling I may need to talk the maid into letting me through.

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A maid soon arrives with a rubbery brush.  She is quite a rubbery shortstack.  "Hello, Princess Peach.  Are you here for the Brush Party?  Because once you join the party, you only leave when the party's over."

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"I suppose. Uh, is this brush a utensil I'll be using for this?"

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"Ah, no.  The brush is what I'll be using on you."  The maid quickly brushed Peach's dress and as pink rubber covered the hem of her skirt, Peach found it hard to move her legs.  The maid then brushed away her arms, vanishing them to the puffy should.

"Since this is your first time, you will be with other first timers in the Wobble Room."  The maid painted more over the dress to ensure a uniform uniform.  "Well, it may be odd for a princess such as yourself, so I can paint over your face if you want."

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"I think I'll keep my face intact. In any case, are you or your lady sure this is remotely safe? Last time someone got painted over, we got a pissed off Bowser covered in black trashing the planet, and that isn't even dipping into Super Mario Sunshine."

((Yeah, Mario's got three games on why fucking with magic paint is a bad idea.))

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The maid picked up Peach easily.  "The change will not...change by itself, and the paint lasts until it is unpainted."

She carried the princess through the halls.  "Also, we who carry the brush are painted to best protect the brushes, so while troublemakers can't steal them from us, we can punish them easily."

They arrived at the Wobble Room.  Inside, other guests were painted without arms and with their legs merged into one pillar with a rounded bottom.  The maid pushed Peach down, which caused her to rock back up due to the weight of her bottom.  "Enjoy your stay!"

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"Oh my!" Back and forth Peach went as she wobbled, never falling down. As she looked around, peach can take note of the other wobbles, who are more or less stuck in their predicament. "I have a feeling this is gonna be a dull day."

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While some people wobble for entertainment or escape, there is usually a maid or two that would come in to serve drinks and give some doubters a slap on the back.

And eventually, the maids came in to drag the guests back one by one, and eventually Peach was unpainted back to normal. "Have you enjoyed the experience? Half of the veterans explore new shapes while the other half enjoy the stillness."