Kink Talk: The Traveling Princess

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"Well, this is Turtlevania. The former lord of this castle was up to unsavory business...both in flavor and practice. Some ne'er-do-wells did come and drive him out, but our lady came and felt that the business could prosper with a proper hand. And so here we are, good town and rebuilt castle thanks to her exports of tomato sauce."