Elope, Enslave, Entomb

[Polyedit2000]

This is a variant of the Marry, Fuck, Kill game.  For this variant, the poster will present three people.  Then the next poster will Elope (would make them their lover), Enslave (would play with them) and Entomb (would get rid of them) those three choices, then present their three options.

For example:

Mii Fighter, Mii Gunner, Mii Swordswoman

I'd elope with Swordswoman since I like swords.
I'll enslave Gunner since that'll be my Skitts stand-in.
I'll entomb Fighter since they'll have no purpose otherwise.


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Final Fantasy 7's Aerith, Tifa, Yuffie

[Flashlight237]

I'll elope Tifa because why wouldn't I?
I'd enslave Yuffie because she seemed to be a fun girl in her brief tenure in KH1.
I'd entomb Aerith because, bruh. Everyone knows Sephiroth killed her.

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Shantae, Risky Boots, Rottytops

[Polyedit2000]

Elope with Rotty the fun girl.
Enslave the cute Shantae.
Entomb Risky, because she probably has a plan for the other two options.

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Aqua, Megumin, Darkness

[Flashlight237]

Elope Megumin, because despite her tendency to blow up stuff and basically die afterwards, she is otherwise sane.
Enslave Darkness because she would want that.
Entomb Aqua because, oh my god, shut up already!

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Meggy Spletzer, Tari, Saiko

[Polyedit2000]

Elope Saiko because she's quite reasonable past the yandere stage.
Enslave Tari since she's a gamer with good sportsmanship.
Entomb Meggy because I don't like sports even if she's a good gal.

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Borderlands Sirens: Lilith, Maya, Amara

[Flashlight237]

I apologize for my lack of reasonings, I never really gotten into Borderlands. FPSs aren't my thing.

Elope Maya
Enslave Lilith
Entomb Amara.

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Okay... Now for this set...

Dawn, Zoey, Anne Maria (all from TD, by the way).

[Polyedit2000]

Elope Zoey because she's normal?
Enslave Dawn because she probably knows search history.
Entomb Anne Marie: All that hair spray is going to make the house flammable.

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Let's be fair to some men:

Master Chief, Solid Snake, Link

[Flashlight237]

Elope Master Chief because hell yeah!
Enslave Snake... Well, not really, but I don't have any other choice.
Entomb Link because HYYYYYYEAAGHH!!!

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5-Volt, Mona, Ashley

[Polyedit2000]

Elope Mona because she does everything including cute and pizza.
Enslave 5-Volt because she's a gamer but her name is weird.
Entomb Ashley because she would probably kill me.

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Kill La Kill's Ryuko, Satsuki and Mako

[Flashlight237]

Elope Mako because she's the least likely to kill me.
Enslave Ryuko because she'll probably kill me.
Entomb Satsuki because she's slightly more likely to kill me than Ryuko.

Skitts (Magical Girl), Sako (Axey Berserker), Sa-Tan (Cool Katana)

[Polyedit2000]

Not counting the relationship my author avatar has with his sister and AU versions of himself...
And not counting their power levels...

Elope with Sako since I like crazy girls.
Enslave Skitts cause I imagine her like that.
Entomb Sa-Tan because she's a bore.

For putting me through that...

Chris McLean, Chef, Don

[Flashlight237]

Elope Chef because he'd probably kill me if I don't.
Enslave Don because he's kind of an easy target for it.
Entomb Chris. Do I really have to explain this one?

Alright, fine, you got me. Now we even...

Peach, Daisy, Rosalina

[Bound cat]

Elope with Daisy because she's cute and beautiful.
Enslave Peach so that Mario has someone to save.
Entomb Rosalyn, because I hardly know her.

Haruhi Suzumiya, Mikuru Asahina, Yuki Nagato (all characters are 18)

[Flashlight237]

Elope Haruhi because she is literally the only one I have a clue on who she is.
Really don't know about the other two.

Courtney, Heather, Lindsay (all from Total Drama)

[Bound cat]

((All three girls from the anime "Melancholy of Haruhi Suzumiya"))

I haven't watched "Total Drama Island", so I judge mainly by appearance.
Elope Courtney. The cutest of the three.
Enslave Lindsay. She looks too stupid for a elope, but too kind for a entomb.
Entomb Heather. Her face does not inspire confidence, an obvious villain.

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