Escape The Padded Cell

[Bound cat]

Alex with pizza in his mouth, takes another look at the podiums . He's no expert on heraldry, so he doesn't recognize the flag of Hawaii. But he knows very well what the flag of Canada looks like.
Alex walks over to the Canadian catwalk and carefully places the pizza on it.

((Who says a character has to be smart?))

Correct! Hawaiian pizza was actually a Canadian creation. Granted your line of thinking was, eh, unconventional, but whatever.

The podium with the Canadian flag on it clicked down. Next thing you knew, you came across memes! Specifically statuettes of memes of old that would appear in a cavity that opened up on the left side of your cell. You saw the Peanut Butter Jelly time banana, the Troll Face, Sanic, Morshu, Ugandan Knuckles, and Big Chungus. The task at hand? There was a sign that asked, "Order the memes from oldest to youngest."

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Alex saw that his actions were successful, and exclaimed joyfully:
- Woo Hoo!
But then he realized that only a panel in the wall had opened, not the cell door.:
- D'oh!
Alex examined the figurines. Well, he knew memes a little better than state flags.But the task this time was much more difficult than the choice of two options.

((What size are these statuettes and how much do they weigh?))